Name: Parker Rosenthal
Age:19
Birthplace: Omaha, NE (Omahummer)
Position: Front

Would you like to play Pro one day? Yes

What was the first team you played on? Team Tampax

What kind of job do you have? Professional turkey baster

What does the red jersey mean to you? Lots of smiles

Why do you keep playing this sport? I really like to demoralize people

Chic Fil A, In-N-Out, or Whataburger? Whataburger but the next morning is not so good

Who is the person you most admire? Carl, Julie, and Kaaaarrrreeeeen Bortol

Are practices really as brutal as they sound? No because I get to do the whole demoralizing people thing

What are some of your other hobbies? Synchronized hopscotch

What are your top 3 movies? Role Models, Bikini Chain Gang, and any Van Damme movie

Do you listen to your Ipod before you play? Not often but sometimes I listen the Neil Diamond

What are your top 3 favorite bands? Neil Diamond, Armour for Sleep, and Dashboard Confessional

What got you into playing tournament paintball? Grey Pauley and his evil ways

Whats your biggest achievement in paintball? Winning D1 World Cup

Do you like Brownies? Yes...double chocolate ones.

What 1 player on the team do you not like to room with at events and why? Paul because he leaves things on the toilet.